{"product_id":"funny-fuckoffee-tea-towel-flour-25741","title":"Funny “Fuckoffee” Tea Towel – Flour Sack, 100% Cotton Dish Cloth, Gag \u0026 Coffee Lover Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eNeed your morning coffee with a side of sass? This “Cup of Fuckoffee” flour sack towel blends humor with function—perfect for caffeine addicts who love a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGenerous Size \u0026amp; Material: 30\" × 30\" flour sack fabric, crafted from lint-free 100% cotton. Absorbent, softens over time, and built to last.\u003cbr\u003e\nEtsy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIrresistible Design: Playful phrase that resonates with coffee lovers and brightens any kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMulti-Use \u0026amp; Eco-Friendly: Ideal for drying dishes, lining baskets, absorbing spills—or simply flaunting your coffee obsession. Offers a sustainable alternative to disposable paper towels.\u003cbr\u003e\nEtsy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuality Construction: Finished with professionally hemmed edges for durability and everyday reliability.\u003cbr\u003e\nEtsy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGag gifts for coffee lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny hostess or housewarming gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKitchen décor that celebrates caffeine addiction with humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e\nMachine wash cold and tumble dry low. Prewash before first use to reduce lint and maximize softness.\u003cbr\u003e\nEtsy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlends everyday functionality with cheeky charm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDurable, high-quality, and eco-conscious\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAffordable and under-$20 gift option (currently 50% off)\u003cbr\u003e\nEtsy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCall to Action:\u003cbr\u003e\nStart each morning with a chuckle—add this witty towel to your cart now and let \"fuckoffee\" fuel your kitchen!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hometown605","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50583156883623,"sku":"ced_40372413169831","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0311\/4464\/0557\/files\/il_fullxfull.6602625541_ht03.jpg?v=1780258929","url":"https:\/\/www.hometown605.com\/products\/funny-fuckoffee-tea-towel-flour-25741","provider":"Hometown605","version":"1.0","type":"link"}