{"product_id":"funny-halloween-tea-towel-no-lives-34935","title":"Funny Halloween Tea Towel: \"NO LIVES MATTER\" Horror Design, 100% Cotton","description":"\u003cp\u003eDark humor fans, this one’s for you. A horror-tinged towel reads “NO LIVES MATTER,” perfect for those who love to laugh at dark irony. Crafted from soft, lint-free 100% cotton, this flour sack towel delivers both spooky style and everyday utility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGenerous 30\" × 30\" size\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDurable hemmed edges for lasting quality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReusable and eco-friendly—skip the paper towels\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHalloween décor or Halloween-themed gift exchanges\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGag gifts or stocking stuffers with edge\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who enjoys a twisted grin in the kitchen\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e\nMachine wash cold; tumble dry low. Prewash to reduce lint and enhance softness.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hometown605","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50583280943271,"sku":"ced_41163936333991","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0311\/4464\/0557\/files\/il_fullxfull.3306811364_i63o.jpg?v=1780259119","url":"https:\/\/www.hometown605.com\/products\/funny-halloween-tea-towel-no-lives-34935","provider":"Hometown605","version":"1.0","type":"link"}