{"product_id":"funny-parenting-flour-sack-tea-towel-04085","title":"Funny Parenting Flour Sack Tea Towel: \"Takes a Village...\" 100% Cotton Dish Cloth","description":"\u003cp\u003eLaugh through parenthood with this “takes a village” flour sack towel—a 100% cotton, tea towel with a hilarious take on raising kids.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures \u0026amp; Benefits:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize \u0026amp; Material: A roomy 30\" × 30\" flour sack towel made of soft, lint-free 100% cotton—durable, absorbent, and gets better with each wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWitty Phrase: “I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up or is there like a number to call?”—sure to bring laughs during baby prep or toddler chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVersatile Use: Great for drying dishes, wiping spills, lining baskets, proving dough, or as quirky kitchen décor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEco-Friendly: Sustainable and reusable—ditch the paper towels, keep your humor intact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuality Craftsmanship: Hemmed edges ensure longevity wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBaby shower gifts or new parent humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFriends and family needing a light-hearted pick-me-up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryday kitchen use with a side of sarcasm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e\nMachine wash cold, tumble dry low. Prewash to soften and reduce lint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunctional and funny—brings both utility and personality to the kitchen\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHigh-quality and eco-conscious\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAffordable and thoughtful—especially ideal for registry or gift lists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCall to Action:\u003cbr\u003e\nAdd a dash of humor to parenting or gifting—order now and let this towel be the village you can rely on!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hometown605","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50582849781927,"sku":"ced_40372502986919","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0311\/4464\/0557\/files\/il_fullxfull.3194709635_dxo1.jpg?v=1780258362","url":"https:\/\/www.hometown605.com\/products\/funny-parenting-flour-sack-tea-towel-04085","provider":"Hometown605","version":"1.0","type":"link"}