Valentine's Day

Dear Husband, thank you for not hitting it Polar Camel Tumbler

I love you for your personality but that dick is a huge bonus candle

I love you even through you snore Polar Camel Tumbler

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Tape Measure If Papa Can't Do It, No One Can

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Tape Measure That's What I do.. I Drink and Build Things

Tape Measure If Dad Can't Fix it we are all Screwed

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Congrats on surviving with my ass another year candle

Having me as a girlfriend is really the only gift you need Candle

If this candle is lit.. give me that DICK

You are the best thing I've found on the Internet Candle

Smells like you're about to get laid Candle

You're my favorite Pain in the Ass Candle

Thank you for making me feel pretty candle

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There is no one else I'd rather having snoring loud as fuck...

Candle for loved one, I promise to always be by your side...

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I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH THE SMELL OF YOUR ASS MAKES ME WANT TO DIE WOOD CARD