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I want to do hot girl shit, but I cant stop eating fat girl shit pink 20 ounce Polar Camel

I want to go home but my kids are there Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

I wish I was a Rooster, then you can see what this cokeldotoyou black 20 ounce Polar Camel Tumbler

I woke up today and spun the wheel of attitude. Yep, it landed on bitch again. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

I work hard so my dog can have a better life. Kitchen towel

I work harder than an ugly stripper Polar Camel 30 ounce Tumbler Yellow

I'd Tap That Car Coasters (2 pack)

I'll just wait until its quite Teacher Polar Camel Tumbler

I'm a drop the f bomb kind of mom teal 30 ounce tumbler

I'm a grillmaster, if BBQ were easy it would be called your mom black 20 ounce Polar Camel

I'm Driving My Tractor Tumbler

I'm going to be the life of the party As long as it ends by 9PM. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

I'm not aging like wine, I'm aging like milk.. getting sour and chunky Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

I'm not fing stupid, I mean I used to but we broke-up t-shirt, graphic tee

I'm Not For Everyone Car Coasters (2 pack)

I'm not like a regular mom I'm a dog mom light blue 30 ounce Tumbler

I'm not perfect, I am original kids 16 ounce tumbler

I'm not really funny. I'm just mean and people think I'm joking 30 ounce Coral Polar Camel Tumbler Blue

I'm on a new IDGAF Diet, I've lost 10 assholes already green 20 ounce Polar Camel

I'm on Camp Time Yellow 30 ounce Tumbler

I've decided not to have kids- the kids are taking it pretty hard. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

If a donut falls on the ground and you pick it up... That's a squat right? Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

If grandma says no.... who are we kidding?! grandma never says no. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home

If grandpa says no.... who are we kidding?! grandpa never says no. Tea Towel | Kitchen Towel | Flour Sack Dish Cloth | Housewarming Gift | Farmhouse Decor | Home Sweet Home