Some mornings call for a full-on attitude. This flour sack towel says exactly that: “I woke up today and spun the wheel of attitude. Yep, it landed on Bitch again.” Made with soft, lint-free 100% cotton, it brings tough-love humor and practical use to any kitchen—or makes one unforgettable gift.

Features:

Large 30" × 30" size for maximum utility

Durable, professionally hemmed edges—designed to last

Reusable and eco-conscious—skip disposable paper towels

Perfect For:

Gag gifts, housewarming laughs, or Christmas stocking stuffers with bite

Kitchens and bars craving attitude with every wipe

Anyone embracing sass with functionality

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold; tumble dry low. Prewash before first use to reduce lint and boost softness.